Gonna be a weird week at http://www.everyday-genius.com/
Monday
You are less attractive than I am. If panties are to be wetted for this, then I will be the master of the waterworks
—from Ben White's "Milestones"
Tuesday
an unending landscape of glue and glue and glue
—from Tara Laskowski's "Day 72"
Wednesday
Those were some muscles he had and Sally Potawatomi wanted to eat them
—from Gabriel Orgease's "For Three Days They Were Not Able to Identify a Body That Had No Arm"
Thursday
They measure her body for the sake of the artists, then they build a barge and sail her corpse east
—from Danny Collier's "Ouch" & "His fortune gone . . ."
Friday
You may find her grunting on the floor, in the manner of a goat, to find what she let fall and roll under the table
—from Donna D. Vitucci's "The Woman"
